Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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