ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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