My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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