yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
