brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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