did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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