If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
