just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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