Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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