I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I love you.
Bad choice
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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