stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize
