Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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