People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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