Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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