im about as happy as oj after his trial
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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