i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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