so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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