She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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