So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Umm I'm too high to move.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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