My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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