It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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