I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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