no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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