Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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