I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
