i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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