operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
nutella sex= disaster
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
