Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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