So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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