dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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