how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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