At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
