Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He shit in the fireplace
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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