I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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