what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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