They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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