So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
