I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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