i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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