the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
