oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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