Joe is yelling at the trees again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Boobs are out for the taking
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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