He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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