This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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