You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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