are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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