Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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