that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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