yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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