Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize