U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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