Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
40s are totally the cure
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize