So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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