Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
tell me about the eggs
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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