Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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